Getting Started With My Taurus Luck Experiment
Okay so yesterday morning I dug out my dusty Taurus notebook – y’know that fancy leather one I bought last Jupiter retrograde? Had this itch to test-drive those May 2025 horoscope tips buzzing online. Wore my rattiest pajamas, chugged cold coffee straight from yesterday’s pot, and dumped every “lucky crystal” I own on the kitchen counter. Looked like a rainbow puked on my microwave.
- Step 1: Grabbed three citrine chunks people swear attract cash
- Step 2: Found this Taurus-scented candle from holiday clearance aisle last year
- Step 3: Scribbled “$$$ NO BAD LUCK PLS” in purple crayon on printer paper
The Weird Moon Phase Mix-Up
Forgot to check moon cycles like all those mystical folks nag about. Lit the candle around midnight when my cat knocked over a cactus. Wax splattered everywhere, smelled like burnt honey. Thought “screw it” and shoved those citrines under my pillow anyway. Woke up feeling like I’d chewed rocks. Terrible neck pain all morning.
Big realization: Maybe crystals don’t vibe with Tempur-Pedic. Moved ’em to my wallet instead. Ate leftover pizza for breakfast while staring at my bank app. Nothing happened.
When Life Threw Rain On My Ritual
Thursday lunch break I tried meditating near the office dumpster – only “quiet place” available. Got caught in sudden downpour. Phone drowned, citrines soaked. Back home, I dried everything in the toaster oven like a dumbass. Melted part of my driver’s license. Accidentally charged the cat $3.75 via Venmo. Classic Taurus stubbornness moment: Restarted the ritual soaked AND smelling like burnt plastic.
Finally Noticed Tiny Signs
Friday morning? Found $20 in an old coat pocket! Bought discounted lottery tickets – won $4. Decided to “avoid mistakes” by skipping yoga class like horoscope advised. Took nap instead. BEST DECISION EVER. Then my landlord emailed about lowering rent by $50/month?! Crazy!
- Lesson: Nap > Forced spirituality
- Lesson: Old coats = secret vaults
- Lesson: Phone ≠ rainproof crystal dryers
Final takeaway? Don’t take cosmic advice literally. Mix practical moves (like hunting discount bins) with trusting gut feelings about naps. Oh and buy zip-lock bags.
