Honestly I almost skipped checking today’s horoscope cause my coffee machine decided to die this morning – typical Monday vibe right there? But since I promised myself I’d track planetary movements for Pisces and Taurus this month, I grabbed my cracked phone while waiting for the repair guy.
Step 1: Hunting Down Decent Readings
Searched three different apps while eating stale toast. First one gave Taurus like two sentences: “Financial opportunities arise.” Bro, that ain’t helpful – my landlord raised rent last week! Second app told Pisces to “trust their intuition” but my gut just says eat more pizza.
- Pulled up AstroChill (not real name obv)
- Scrolled past 5 pop-up ads
- Finally got Taurus section: “Avoid unnecessary purchases today”
Laughed at that cause my coffee machine corpse is literally staring at me. Definitely counts as “necessary” though.
Step 2: Testing Predictions IRL
Taurus warning actually saved me – almost bought overpriced artisanal beans at the store. Went with cheap instant instead. Not proud but $12 saved.
Pisces part said “Creative projects may face unexpected delays” and boom – Adobe crashed twice while editing vlog footage. Planetary accuracy was creepy for once.
Step 3: Tracking Interactions
My Taurus buddy confirmed – her boss suddenly cancelled their 3pm meeting (that “avoid conflicts” advice). Meanwhile Pisces coworker got locked out of his apartment. Dude did ignore the “double-check important items” note.
Ended up writing:
- ☕ Taurus: Save $ = temporary win
- 🐠 Pisces: Tech hates you today
Will update if repair guy charges me differently based on Mercury retrograde. Total experiment time: 18 mins including coffee fails. Verdict: Stars get points for today’s annoying accuracy.
