So today I decided to dig into that Terry Nazon Taurus horoscope thing everyone’s buzzing about. Grabbed my coffee first thing this morning, plopped down on the couch with my phone. Scrolled through social media and kept seeing memes like “When Taurus season hits different” with those stubborn bull emojis. Made me chuckle but honestly? Never paid much attention to astrology stuff before.
Getting Started
Opened up Terry Nazon’s website around 10 AM. Tons of sparkly cosmic graphics everywhere almost blinded me. Found the Taurus section after clicking three wrong links – seriously, that site’s navigation sucks. Started reading her monthly prediction where she goes “Dear Taurus, Venus smiles upon your financial sector”. Sounded fancy but meant squat to me.
Figuring Out the Gibberish
Got real confused when she mentioned “Pluto retrograde affecting your 7th house”. Like what’s a 7th house? My backyard shed? Pulled up Google and searched “astrology for dummies”. Spent 20 minutes learning that:
- Houses are just life categories like money/relationships
- Retrograde means planets appearing to move backward
- Taurus ruling planet is Venus (knew that one!)
Testing the Advice
Terry kept saying “Invest in earth-toned crystals” – yeah right, like I’m buying rocks. But the practical part clicked when she wrote: “Fixed signs must avoid impulsivity this month.” Since Taurus is fixed sign, I remembered that Amazon cart full of vinyl records I almost bought last night. Closed the tab immediately. Saved $87 right there!
Weirdly Accurate Moments
Around lunchtime, her prediction about “unexpected help from water signs” actually happened. My Cancer neighbor randomly brought over homemade soup when my sink clogged. Freaked me out for a second. Then her note about “financial opportunities after 3PM” – my boss emailed a bonus approval at 3:17 PM. Spooky stuff man.
What I’m Doing Now
Honestly? Still think 80% of it’s mumbo-jumbo. But I’m keeping that Taurus stubbornness tip in mind this week. When my project team tried rushing decisions today, I channeled my inner bull and insisted on reviewing data first. Worked like a charm. Might check next month’s prediction just for laughs – and maybe to avoid more impulse buys.
