So today I decided to check my weekly Taurus horoscope in Urdu. Honestly, I don’t speak Urdu at all, but my neighbor Mrs. Sharma kept telling me Urdu astrology sites give deeper insights. Thought it was worth a shot since money’s been tight and my love life’s drier than desert sand lately.
First thing, I grabbed my phone around breakfast time. Typed “taurus weekly horoscope urdu love money” straight into Google. Scrolled past like ten sketchy links before finding one that looked halfway legit. But oh man – whole page was in Urdu script! Couldn’t tell ٹورس from ترابوز. Total gibberish to me.
Got stubborn though. Opened another tab for Google Translate. Copied the Urdu title of the page and pasted it in. Took like three tries to get the translation right. The prediction section showed up as this giant block of Urdu text. Highlighted all of it, hit translate again, and waited while it churned.
What popped up? Absolute word salad nonsense! Stuff like “Tuesday of Mars will approach your sector” and “Financial rivers may flow in reverse direction.” Couldn’t tell if it was bad translation or actual astrology. Felt like playing telephone with aliens.
Decided to brute force it. Went back to search results and added “english” to my search. Finally found some site that had both languages side-by-side. Scrolled down to Taurus section. Here’s the juice:
For love they said: “Singles should not force relationships this week. Existing couples must avoid arguments over small things.” Basically told me to chill and stop being desperate. Harsh but fair.
For money: “Unexpected expenses will come. Control unnecessary spending. New income source possible after Thursday.” Translation: they’re telling me my car’s gonna break down again and not to buy those concert tickets.
Whole thing took like 45 minutes for maybe three minutes of actual prediction reading. Funny how I ignored English horoscopes all week but put effort into this just ’cause it felt more exotic. Mrs. Sharma owes me chai for this circus.
