So last week I grabbed my coffee and fired up the laptop, thinking about next month’s bills. April 2025’s looking wild with that new tax change everyone’s freaking out about. Remembered my Taurus zodiac usually drops money hints around my birthday month, so I dug into some astrology forums and apps. Real messy research – half these sites contradict each other like my uncles arguing at Thanksgiving dinner.
The Money Predictions Breakdown
Kept seeing three things pop up everywhere for Taurus April 2025:
- Venus retrograde crap (started March 28th) means DON’T make big purchases till after April 25th. My dumbass almost leased a new work truck – bullet dodged!
- Jupiter in your 2nd house – that’s where new cash flows sneak in. Started scanning freelance gigs like a crazy person every morning before breakfast.
- Mercury square Saturn on the 11th screams “DO NOT sign contracts that day.” Marked my calendar with giant skull emojis. No paperwork April 11th – period.
What I Actually Did With This Info
First week of April? Played total defense with cash. Cancelled that Adobe subscription I never use, meal-prepped like crazy instead of UberEats. Felt boring as hell but saved $237 already. Also hunted side hustles like the predictions said – landed two copywriting gigs by literally DMing old clients with “Hey remember me?” texts while Jupiter was rising. Cheesy but worked!
Mid-month got hairy though – fridge died on the damn Mercury-Saturn square day! Almost blew $1,200 on same-day delivery. Remembered the planetary warning and waited 48 hours. Found the same model $400 cheaper at Lowe’s scratch-and-dent. Astrology saved my wallet big time.
Final Money Moves
Waited till after the 25th Venus shift like the stars said. Finally upgraded my busted laptop for editing gigs. Even found a discount code emailed that morning – felt like cosmic timing. Final result? Cleared $1,860 extra this month following the Taurus flow. Still think horoscopes are mostly bullshit but man, can’t argue with those numbers. Next month? Probably ignoring Leo season entirely to buy crypto though. YOLO.
