So Taurus career luck in April 2025. Heard it should be good month? Okay I try stuff. Last week I find three dumb little tips online for “boosting Taurus career energy”. Actually try them five days straight. Here exactly what happen.
Monday Morning Start with Rocks
First tip say “ground yourself with earth element”. Taurus earth sign right? I grab three random rocks from backyard planter. Like actually fist-sized gray rocks. Place them ugly triangle shape on desk before morning meeting.
- 9AM: Boss ping me about quarterly report. Normally stress-sweat time.
- 9:15AM: Stare at rocks while answering. Knuckle one rock accidentally. Hurt finger bad.
- 10AM: Realize report deadline actually NEXT Friday. Boss mess up date. Rocks zero help but got lucky.
Lesson: Rocks not boost career. Just made desk messy. Maybe boss errors count as luck?
Green Lunch Fail
Second tip: “Eat green food for Taurus abundance!” Pack spinach salad Tuesday. Forgot dressing. Dry leaves taste like punishment. Forced myself chew crunchy sadness 35 minutes while checking emails.
What Happen? Project manager suddenly move deadline UP two days. Felt anger. Ate emergency chocolate bar hiding in drawer. Green = not abundance. Chocolate = temporary peace.
Old-School Pen Magic
Thursday try third tip. “Handwrite goals daily using blue pen.” Dug out kids’ blue crayon from 2018. Scratch “get paycheck” on post-it. Stuck on monitor.
- 11AM: IT guy fix my keyboard. See note. Ask if I okay. Awkward laugh.
- 3PM: Random compliment email from client about January work. Not April work.
Verdict: Blue crayon bring confusion. But client email nice surprise anyway. Maybe coincidence?
Friday Morning Accident
Gave up horoscope tips. Tripped carrying coffee near computer. Spilled mocha all over rocks. Wipe desk angrily. Discover sticky note under rocks pile saying “Annual review scheduled April 15th”.
Shock: Totally forgot this! Boss never remind. Clean coffee stains 20 min then prepare quick list of last year projects. Review go okay because prepared last-minute.
Final Thoughts
Rocks useless. Green food lie. Blue pen silly. BUT chaos make me find hidden review note. Maybe not horoscope but messy habits cause accidental luck? If try “Taurus career tips” – save time. Just clean desk occasionally. Coffee not required.
