My Taurus Health Horoscope Experiment
So last Tuesday, I grabbed my coffee and opened up my usual astrology app during breakfast. There it was – this week’s health prediction for Taurus staring me right in the face. Basically it said:
- Watch out for sore throats and neck tension
- Your stubbornness will make you ignore body signals
- Digestion might act up around Thursday
I snorted at first thinking “Yeah right, my throat feels fine and I eat whatever I want.” But then I remembered I’ve been cracking my neck all morning already. Decided to actually test this stuff for once since I’m Taurean through and through – born May 10th.
Started keeping notes in my phone. Tuesday afternoon during work calls I caught myself clenching my jaw like crazy. Made a conscious effort to relax it after reading that neck tension warning. Felt like a dumbass but guess what – worked enough to make me less grumpy after my meeting.
Thursday rolls around just like the stars threatened. Ordered spicy curry like always at lunch and BAM. Stomach started doing backflips two hours later exactly like the horoscope mentioned. Don’t know if it was coincidence or what, but I popped those digestion pills like my life depended on it.
The stubbornness warning hit hardest though. Saturday morning I woke up with this weird scratchy feeling in my throat. My first reaction? “Nah, just need more sleep.” Remembered the horoscope, dragged my stubborn ass to the drugstore for lozenges before it got worse.
After tracking everything for a week, here’s what I think:
- Most predictions are vague enough to fit anyone
- BUT the act of reading them made me notice little body signs I’d usually ignore
- Honestly felt more in tune with my physical self just by paying attention
Was it magic? Nah. Was it helpful? Surprisingly yeah. Made me realize I usually power through health stuff until it becomes a real problem. Won’t start planning surgeries around Mercury retrograde, but might keep glancing at these for gentle reminders to listen to my body.
