Alright so today I figured, hey, why not finally get that Taurus horoscope written? Been sitting on the notes for July since, like, forever. Coffee first though – always coffee. My desk’s still half covered in scribbled paper scraps from last week. Had to clear some real estate just to see my laptop screen. Dust bunnies practically waved at me.
Digging Through the Planetary Mess
Grabbed my worn-out astrology book – spine’s cracked right at the Taurus chapter. Opened up my notes app too. Looked at where the planets are crashing in Taurus’s sky for July. Mars is barely moving, hanging out right there. Feels sluggish, like trying to push through mud. And Venus? She’s doing the tango in Leo next door – flashy, dramatic, wants attention. Thought about how Taurus energy usually hates that flash. Conflict brewing for sure.
Putting Pen to Paper (Fingers to Keys)
Started typing right into the document. Love stuff first, ’cause everyone always skips ahead for that anyway. Taurus + Venus in Leo? Wrote something like: “Don’t expect quiet candlelit dinners. Your partner might wanna shout feelings from rooftops. Try not to roll your eyes too hard.” Felt honest. Career felt trickier. Mars stuck + Saturn peeking in? Typed: “Projects feel like pushing boulders uphill. Boss might be super picky about rules. Frustrating as hell, but maybe just fix one stubborn detail instead of trying to lift the whole mountain.” Added a “TAKE IT SLOW” in caps later. Sounded right.
Staring at the Screen, Wanna Scream
Read it back like 5 times. Part about finances? Realized I sounded like a textbook. Scrapped it. Said instead: “Seeing money just… vanish into bills and boring stuff? Annoying, yeah. But maybe check where that leak is instead of just yelling at the cloud.” Way better. Ended the whole thing kinda hopeful though, like reminding them the bull always gets there eventually, just slower.
Tidying Up the Astrology Words
Spelling check! Found three typos. “Recieved” instead of “Received”. Hate that one. Also realized I said “affect” instead of “effect”. Brain must’ve been on pause. Wrote “Deep breath” at the top and “You got this, Taurus.” near the end. Felt more personal. Slapped some bold on the key warnings so people skimming might still see the important bits.
Finally hit publish. Relief. My back’s killing me from hunching over. Emptied the cold coffee out. Horoscopes done! Now I just hope some Taurus reading it goes “Man, that’s exactly how my day went.” That’s the good bit.
