So this morning, I brewed my coffee extra strong because Taurus season’s kicking in, and I wanted to really sit down with my May 1 predictions. Grabbed my journal—the leather one, you know?—and my phone to pull up the forecast. First thing I did was skim for love stuff. Always start there, ha!
The Love Part
Horoscope said: “Avoid deep talks today; tension might flare.” But my girlfriend’s birthday dinner was tonight. I thought, nah—this won’t apply to us. We’re solid. Went ahead and booked fancy Italian spot anyway. Big mistake. Waiter spilled wine on her dress, and she got real quiet. Then I asked why she didn’t laugh it off, and bam—old argument about my sarcasm popped up. Felt like the stars just smacked me.
Money Section
Saw it suggested: “Don’t make impulsive buys.” Laughed at first—planned that new soundbar for weeks. Even got a cart open online. Then I remembered some crypto stashed away from ages ago. Decided to log in just to peek. My jaw dropped. Had like $300 just sitting there! That convinced me to wait on the soundbar. Just closed the laptop and paid bills instead. Felt like dodging a bullet.
Career Drama
Prediction warned: “Big changes ahead.” Boss calls an emergency meet-up today. Team reshuffling stuff. He offers me a transfer to Europe. Good money but a lot of travel. I almost said yes instantly—who wouldn’t? But I paused. Horoscope’s “big changes” line kept bugging me. Realized my kid’s baseball season starts next month. Turned it down. Still feel weird about it. Maybe I misread?
Anyway, the moral? Don’t skip reading your horoscope. It doesn’t mean blindly obey, but dang—ignore it, and coffee spills turn into relationship minefields.
