So this Wednesday morning I’m scrolling my coffee app like always and bam – my horoscope site shoves that headline in my face. Taurus Weekly Love Horoscope Is He Into You 5 Clear Signs This Week. Right? Been crushing hard on this gym buddy for weeks and obviously I needed answers.
First thing I did? Messaged my Taurus bestie screaming “GIRL YOU SEE THIS??” Cause honestly? I can be hella clueless about signals. We hopped on a video call right there in my messy kitchen, my breakfast toast getting cold on the counter.
Okay here’s how we tackled it:
- Opened the page together: Scrolled down super slow, like analyzing evidence. Saw #1 sign: “He initiates conversations unexpectedly.” Paused. Thought hard. Did Dave last week suddenly text me about that awful gym playlist? Yeah… totally unsolicited. Hmm. Checked that box mentally.
- Then came sign #2: “Notices small changes about you.” My Taurus pal instantly goes “Didn’t he point out your nail polish went blue to black Tuesday?” Oh damn. He did. That counts? Apparently yes.
- Sign #3 flashed at us: “Body language points toward you.” Debated this one. Does him rotating his damn treadmill towards mine every session count? Friend insisted feet pointing + torso shift = classic Taurus interest move. Fine. Another tick.
- #4 hit hard: “Finds excuses to extend your time together.” Brain exploded. Last Friday he asked if I wanted to grab a smoothie AFTER leg day even though he knows I hate protein shakes. I said yes cause, well, him. My friend yelled “DUH! CLEAR SIGN!”
- Finally, #5: “Teasing becomes his main communication.” Oh. My. God. He won’t stop calling me “Squat Queen” sarcastically when I grunt lifting. Called it bullying before… Friend laughed saying “Taurus flirts like annoying brothers!” Okay okay.
By now my toast was stone cold. We counted: 5/5 signs this horoscope predicted were basically staring me in the face. Felt crazy validating! But also… awkward? Knowing signs exist and doing something? Totally different planets. My Taurus bud convinced me to just smile extra wide at him Friday leg day and see if he bites. Gonna try not to spill my water bottle near him this time. Maybe. I’ll update next week if I haven’t died from awkwardness.
PS: Boss walked by during that call and I panicked yelled “YEAH THE QUARTERLY REPORT LOOKS GREAT!” Friend almost choked laughing. Multitasking = failing. Worth it though.
