So I’ve always been into zodiac stuff but never really looked at specific days until last week. My neighbor Tim, who’s born on December 11th, kept bugging me about what his birthday means astrology-wise. Thought it’d be fun to dig into this properly. Here’s exactly how I did it:
First steps getting into the mess
Started simple – googled “December 11 astrology traits” around 9 PM last Thursday. Ended up with like fifteen different sites all saying different crap. Some said Sagittarius, others mentioned Ophiuchus (whatever that is). Took screenshots and dumped everything into a Google Doc – total chaos with conflicting info everywhere.
Making sense of the jumble
Printed everything out Friday morning, grabbed highlighters and made three piles:
- Personality junk (common words like “optimistic” and “stubborn”)
- Career nonsense (stuff about being leaders or artists)
- Relationship horoscope vomit (mostly warnings about commitment issues)
Spotted patterns around noon – basically everyone born on this date supposedly wants freedom real bad but sucks at finishing stuff.
Reality-check time
Hit up three friends born on December 11th over Messenger. Asked simple stuff like “You quit many projects halfway?” and “Hate being told what to do?”. Got interesting replies:
- Jen admitted she’s dropped out of three colleges
- Mike said he changes jobs every 18 months like clockwork
- Sarah laughed about having seven half-knitted sweaters in her closet
Kinda blew my mind how much matched the research.
Final conclusions
After cross-checking everything Sunday night, here’s what actually holds water about December 11th birthdays:
- Adventure junkies – they’ll literally drive 5 hours for tacos on a whim
- Terrible finishers – starts DIY projects that end as firewood
- Hates rules – will quit jobs over dress codes
Showed Tim my notes yesterday. He got real quiet when he saw the “commitment issues” part – guess that explained his three divorces. Anyway, next time someone asks about birthday astrology, I’m telling them to check December 11th people’s closets for unfinished crap first.
